Emilio
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied

United States

I'm going to change this when I'm bored.

Also, I still don't know what to put here other than the fact I do traditional and digital artwork, and occasionally I do crappy photography from my phone. I'm 13. I'm not that great. No, really.

Me and FireflyNecromancer have been married 1 times in 2012 (along with Pest 1 time).
Also, I have married Enioscimentalcat 25 times, 17 times in 2011, and 7 times in 2012. And I am also apparently adopted by oXLittleInnocenceXo. c: Though I have married her 2 times in 2012.
I'm also married to fruity-bunny 1 times in 2012. We barely know each other. That makes it better.

(Also please note these marriages are not legit. I do not send wedding rings to strangers and proposals multiple times per year. Don't worry.)

FireflyNecromancer
Enioscimentalcat
oXLittle-InnocenceXo
ERMAC420
Phazon-Sentinel

I lurv yew. Be overwhelmed by my sparkles.

MATESPRIT: super secret ;DDDD
KISMESIS:
MOIRAIL:
AUSTIPICE: n/a 5ever
***
Beck Noir: I ran out of toothpaste and used this weird organic toothpaste I guess my mom bought and my mouth tastes like the foulest depths of herbalistic hell.
Beck Noir: It isn't nice. Fucking hippies.

resonantCourier: tie
resonantCourier: my
resonantCourier: shos
resonantCourier: shoes
Beck Noir: tie ur own shos
resonantCourier: wai
Beck Noir: bcus is 2 hrd ovr teh internot
resonantCourier: it'll be like
resonantCourier: /
resonantCourier: ./
resonantCourier: 0.0
resonantCourier: fail tie shoes through text.
Beck Noir: I lold
resonantCourier: LMAO
Beck Noir: / -> X -> -o- IM SORRY THATS AS TIED AS THEY GET YO
resonantCourier: oh god i lol'd
Beck Noir: why the fuck is this even funny? lul
resonantCourier: Idk
resonantCourier: it
resonantCourier: it just is
resonantCourier: it is an example
resonantCourier: of fUcKiNg MiRaClEs

resonantCourier: omg
resonantCourier: i
resonantCourier: i cant
resonantCourier: i
resonantCourier: im trying
resonantCourier: and i keep laughing
resonantCourier: i just keep indenting
resonantCourier: thats all i have done
resonantCourier: an indent
Beck Noir: SEE HOW DIFFICULT IT IS
resonantCourier: LOL
Beck Noir: Also there is some guy in WoW roleplaying a witch doctor named Hectal'zar and I am so reminded of el dorado creeper.
resonantCourier: Ah LOL
resonantCourier: AND
resonantCourier: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE ANYWAYS.
resonantCourier: I CANT.
resonantCourier: LIKE.
Beck Noir: IDK UR THE ONE WRITING WRITE THAT SHIT YO
resonantCourier: NO GO DIE
resonantCourier: idk if like
resonantCourier: they can visit hives
resonantCourier: or anything
resonantCourier: i would think they can
Beck Noir: THEY ARE CHILLIN OUT AFTER SKOOL AT TEH MALL
resonantCourier: Okay I'll write that.
Beck Noir: yes
Beck Noir: you will
Beck Noir: fuck you
resonantCourier: i cant
resonantCourier: write
resonantCourier: 9 words
resonantCourier: backspaced
Beck Noir: and BC is like OH RC YOU ASSHAT I RLY LIEK YOUR HOODIE WE SHOULD GO OUT o//////o
resonantCourier: oh god.
resonantCourier: lol i was just
Beck Noir: and RC is like FUCK YOU ASSHOLE OKAY LETS GO GET SOME APPLEJUICE AT TEH FOOD COURT
resonantCourier: imagining them just sitting there
resonantCourier: and people are staring at them
resonantCourier: thinking the fuck
resonantCourier: why do they have
resonantCourier: candy corn
resonantCourier: on their head
resonantCourier: and theyr'e just like
resonantCourier: and they lean in closer like !!!
resonantCourier: and closer like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beck Noir: wtb shitty highschool AU
Beck Noir: lol yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
resonantCourier: lolyes
resonantCourier: i will write it
resonantCourier: in my notebook at school
resonantCourier: then
resonantCourier: bring it here
resonantCourier: because i am running out of time
resonantCourier: can i text you
resonantCourier: i love you
Beck Noir: I am tempted to write my own LOL
resonantCourier: DO IT FUCK
Beck Noir: and my phone is dead
resonantCourier: WE CAN BOTH
Beck Noir: need minutes
resonantCourier: WRITE IT
Beck Noir: YES
resonantCourier: you're GAY.
Beck Noir: no u

[10:25] RC: omg
[10:25] RC: the legit authoR i told you about
[10:25] RC: that i met on pesteRchum
[10:25] CC: yeah? ~♥
[10:25] RC: now she went off
[10:25] RC: to Read it
[10:25] RC: and im just like NONONONONO
[10:25] RC: but shes all NOW IM ALL CURIOUS << >>
[10:25] RC: AND IM ALL FUCK FINE.
[10:25] RC: AND NOW
[10:25] RC: SHE MIGTH BE READING IT
[10:25] CC: WHY IT'S BEAUTIFUL ~♥
[10:25] RC: im gonna die.
[10:25] CC: SHE'LL LOVE IT ~♥
[10:25] RC: SHE WILL BLOCK ME FROM THE UNIVERSE
[10:25] CC: SHE'LL LOVE IT ~♥

CRC RIGHT NOW opened memo on board BEER BEAR MATING SEASON.
Memo is now Invite-Only by CRC
CURRENT charmingCyborg [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCC: what is up with these names ~♥
CCC: for the memo ~♥
CRC: LOL

PCC: My blog is full of Homestuck, Cats, Gravity Falls, and other weird crap ~♥
PCC: so idk if you would want to follow me lol ~♥
CCR: ♠ - I follow everybody. Idgaf. I've actually started watching/playing things because people reblog so much stuff Idk about - ♠
PCC: That's how I got into Homestuck ~♥
PCC: Everyone was freaking about Caliborn:Enter ~♥
PCC: So I was like ~♥
PCC: fiiiiiiiine i'll read it ~♥
PCC: and I read it in like, a week ~♥
CCR: ♠ - Same. Except I started because I wanted to know why the hell people kept posting puppet ass. - ♠

CRC: WOW
CRC: REALLY BECK
CRC: REALLY
CRC: YEAH
CCR: ♠ - oh - ♠
CRC: GUESS WHAT
CRC: GO
CCR: ♠ - stap - ♠
CRC: FUCK
CRC: YOURELF
CRC: ..
CRC: NO DONT FUCK YOUR ELF
CRC: THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING

CCR: ♠ - fuck u go cry nore noob - ♠
CCR: ♠ - more - ♠
CCR: ♠ - fuck - ♠
CCR: ♠ - the alphabet cant even handle me - ♠

CRC: you know what
CRC: creeps beck out more
PCC: what ~♥
PCC: ? ~♥
PCC: ? ~♥
PCC: ? ~♥
PCC: ? ~♥
PCC: ? ~♥
PCC: ? ~♥
PCC: ? ~♥
PCC: ? ~♥
PCC: ? ~♥
PCC: ??? ~♥
PCC: ? ~♥
PCC: ? ~♥
PCC: ? ~♥
PCC: ? ~♥
PCC: ? ~♥
CCR: ♠ - NO STAP - ♠
PCC: ? ~♥
PCC: ? ~♥
CRC: [link]
CCR: ♠ - STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP - ♠
PCC: a ~♥
PCC: a monkey ~♥
PCC: it's cute beck wtf are you talking about ~♥
PCC: it's kawaii ~♥
PCC: uguuuuuu ~♥
PCC: sugoi ~♥
PCC: tsunde ~♥
CCR: ♠ - OH GOD LOOK AT IT IT LOOKS SO DIRTY AND FREAKISHLY HUMAN LIKE - ♠
PCC: other japanesse bs ~♥
PCC: .... ~♥
CRC: Beck.
PCC: are ~♥
CRC: You sound like BC.
CCR: ♠ - AND THAT FUR HAS GOT TO BE ALL BRISTLY AND NASTY - ♠
PCC: are we looking at the same monkey ~♥
PCC: it's cuuuuute ~♥
CCR: ♠ - AND THEY MOVE LIKE SOME WEIRD HORROR MOVIE PARODY OF A HUMAN - ♠
PCC: wheres a video of one moving ~♥
CCR: ♠ - NO FUCK YOU - ♠
CCR: ♠ - JNFLKSDJHGHSDGJSLGHSDKJGFSKDHLGS - ♠
PCC: no i legit want to see it ~♥
PCC: you dont have to look at it ~♥
CCR: ♠ - As a blue blood I demand that we speak no more on the subject of these primitive, unseemly primates. - ♠

CCR: ♠ - AS A BLUBLUD I DEMAND YOU GTFO - ♠
FUTURE resonantCourier [FRC] 1025 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FRC: I guess I didn't GTFO.
FRC: hurrr
PAST charmingCyborg [PCC2] 1025 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PCC2: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE ~♥

FCC2: but really, my PE is full of idiots ~♥
FCR: ♠ - I ship it - ♠
CRC: SAME HERE
CRC: BUT IDC
CRC: AND FUCK YOU BECK.
FCR: ♠ - lul - ♠
FCC2: like, they're yelling at me for being a virgin ~♥
FCC2: crash into me when a ball come my way ~♥
FCC2: just ~♥
FCC2: terrible ~♥
CRC: BE ASHAMED THAT YOUR VAGINA ISN'T LOOSE
CRC: thats stupid
FCC2: i am, i cry myself to sleep every night ~♥
FCC2: because of dat ~♥
FCR: ♠ - omg >____> em u cant just say that to people LOL - ♠

[09:37] -- venemousKilljoy [VK] began trolling resonantCourier [RC] at 21:37 --
[09:38] RC: oh, hello!
[09:38] VK: OH MY FUCKING GOD GUESS WHAT MY LUSUS JUST DID
[09:39] RC: what
[09:39] RC: is she a zombie now
[09:39] RC: what did she do
[09:40] VK: SHE FUCKING ATE MY GODDAMN HAND OFF
[09:40] RC: WHY
[09:41] VK: I DONT FUCKING KNOW

[2:46:49 AM] Richurd: ask them at what age a young boy begind to develope his maren tenticles

[08:43] JI: ur stupid
[08:46] CC: hiw ~♥
[08:46] CC: *how ~♥
[08:47] JI: That's how.
[08:48] JI: Dumbass.

[09:16] JI: omg
[09:16] JI: i just lol'd
[09:16] JI: because
[09:16] JI: it's funny
[09:16] JI: you picked one
[09:16] JI: about rust
[09:16] JI: and i thought
[09:16] JI: of RC
[09:16] CC: oh my god ~♥
[09:16] JI: gj
[09:16] CC: i lold becaus it's funny ~♥
[09:16] CC: really now ~♥
[09:16] JI: yes
[09:16] CC: what about RC though? ~♥
[09:16] CC: like ~♥
[09:16] JI: ..
[09:16] CC: with rusting ~♥
[09:16] JI: HE'S A RUSTBLOOD YOU DERP.
[09:16] CC: OH YEAHHHHH ~♥
[09:17] JI: NAWWWW.
[09:17] CC: kinda forgot ~♥
[09:17] JI: HE'S FUCHSIA.
[09:17] JI: YES.
[09:17] JI: THAT'S RIGHT RACHEL.
[09:17] JI: HE'S FUCHSIA AND HE WEARS A CAPE.
[09:17] CC: shut up and leave me alone to die ~♥

[09:23] JI: that makes me think of gay
[09:24] CC: you make me think of gay ~♥
[09:24] JI: I make YOU think of gay. ;DDDDD
[09:25] CC: oh bby ~♥

[10:06] CC: Beck just fell into lava and lost a lot of crap D: ~♥
[10:17] JI: Good.
[10:17] JI: He deserves it.

CDU: what's wIth all the bl00d?
CAC: Uhm..
CRC: oh
CRC: i told you >_<
CDU: bl00d?
CRC: he's just inteRested in it and stuff bRo
CDU: tell
CDU: ab0ut the bl00d
CRC: thats all
CAC: What Høneycømb sa|d.
CDU: HONEYCOMB
CRC: I AM NOT HONEYCOMB
CRC: NO
CAA: hahaha
CRC: I AM NOT HONEYCOMB BRO
CRC: DONT
CAA: honeycomb
CRC: NO
CRC: WHA
CRC: DDD:
CDU: h0neyc0mb
CAA: honeycomb
CAC: høneycømb
CRC: BLUEBERRY
CDU: h0neyc0mb
CDU: 0mg
CAC: NO
CAA: hahahaha
CRC: THE REVELATION
CRC: HIS NAME
CRC: IS
CRC: BLUEBERRY
CAA:
CAA: yoV bros are awesome motherfVckers
CAA: hahaha )
CRC: aw, thanks
CDU: blueberry
CAC: Nø
CRC: hahahahah bluebeRRy
CAC: | hate all øf yøu.
CRC: i know <3<

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